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There's Light Here
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Hey, I'm Michelle. I'm 22 and I live in New Jersey. I operate rides.

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pegsie-art:

Scheme sheets I made (I’m still working on more), I’ll be doing these, feel free to repost and do them yourself (uwu) have fun💕

  #ffr: art  

thezefronposter:

lanqdons:

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

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I’m a singing instructor and I have an eight year old student who is absolutely certain she can hit the top note on the piano.

When we do warm ups and she reaches her peak, she accuses me of lying because “that’s no where near the top note”

So she’ll just fucking wail at the top of her lungs, press the top note of the piano, and smile like she has proven her point.

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

Mansplaining protip:

daughter-of-rowan:

kaylapocalypse:

kestrel-tree:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

  • Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
  • It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
  • So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

qualitytimeswithqualitylads:

spectacularpunishedspiderman:

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Carrying £200 in twenties is illegal now I guess

Found some pleb out on patrol that had too much money so we knicked it 😎

Out here you keeping you lot safe from sick fucks like this😤😤

namek:

swan2swan:

Things I Want From Frozen 2: Elsa gets a girlfriend

Things I’ll Probably Get From Frozen 2: Olaf gets a girlfriend who is clearly his girlfriend because she has two snowballs on her chest

Good Frozen 2 Alternate Ending: Olaf gets a hunk boyfriend and guess where those two snowballs are

i-roguex:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

canadiangold:

canadiangold:

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

dream job.

I know what i wanna do now

aplpaca:

aplpaca:

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

These

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are more genetically compatible than These

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and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues

tearahi:

Know your Meme’s silence on “men get pegged” is deafening

saturniata:
“ attackofthebteam:
“ beakybee:
“Tumblr blue through the years.
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computer illiteracy pride flag
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saturniata:

attackofthebteam:

beakybee:

Tumblr blue through the years.

computer illiteracy pride flag

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thefunnydeepandrandom:

elizabeth-bennet:

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

Bold of you to assume that B99 won’t do it themselves

funkysirenaa:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

resist the urge to give up on healing just because it is slow

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dykesypha:

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desktop users dying vs mobile users watching it happen

kryptonavatar:

He is coming….

catrasdad:

cannabiscomrade:

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There are a lot of posts going around about hypothermia and let me just say that anyone who tells you to take clothes off to prevent hypothermia (unless you’re soaking wet) is trying to fucking kill you

Check your sources. If OP has no stated/proven medical training then you shouldn’t trust their medical advice. Sweating will not kill you- but dress to your comfort. Listen to your body. Learn about wind chill and frostbite. Your sweat WILL NOT FREEZE if it’s hot enough under your layers to generate sweat omfg

Edit: obviously if you can, change your clothes if they’re wet, but like it’s not necessary and if you’re poor and you don’t have options keep your clothes on

And lastly never fucking sleep naked if you have no power and are trying to not freeze. Your house will never get warm enough in an arctic blast to make you sweat.

literally one of the first things you learn for weather this cold is DO NOT take off your clothes when youre outside, even if you start to feel warm. its a symptom of hypothermia. if you feel really warm when it is cold as shit outside, go to a warming station. the number to find one in your city is usually 211.